ALL ABOUT ME
Congrats, you’ve just crash landed on the Crash-Man bio page!
One of two things just happened.
A) You clicked on the wrong link and are now frantically searching for the back button.
B) You landed here on purpose, hoping to get inside my head and dig around!
If you answered A… See ya!
If you answered B… then welcome to the ultimate guided tour of my life!
SO HERE’S THE DEAL
I sent away for my very own CLONE from an online cloning company (big joke right?!) and a few weeks later my perfect DNA duplicate actually showed up on my doorstep! And believe me, keeping my clone a secret from the rest of the world (including the fam and my girl Skye!) can be a major drag. Sure I have my best-bud Jamie James to confide in, but even he gets pretty sick of me goin’ on and on about clone-boy every time we hang. So this blog is basically my one stop shop for getting all those clone related frustrations and freak-outs off my chest. But make sure you keep it on the down-low, peeps. I don’t want my secret gettin’ out!
CRASH-MAN!!!
Age: 14
Interests: Slacking, Chillaxin’, All night blogging
Favorite foods: Pizza, Nachos, Mini Marshmallows, Toaster Tarts
Favorite Video Game: Mutating Alien Beauty I, II & III
Favorite Bands: Rude Darlene, Alien DeathJam
Favorite Movies: Attack of the Zombie Werewolf, Attack of the Zombie Werewolf 2, Son of the Zombie Werewolf, Crossroads
Favorite Sports: Skateboarding, Wrestling (not the boring Olympic style - the kind where they hit each other with chairs and stuff. How cool is that?), Basically anything that begins with X-TREME!
Favorite Books: Anything with lots of pictures.
Favorite Time of Day: 6:52 PM
Pet Peeves: Slow load times on video games, Flicks with sub-titles, Being woken up before noon, Downloading corrupt MP3 files, Nosy Neighbors (That means you, Lorna!), Public parks that still ban skateboarding, Skye being upset with me for being “self absorbed”, Scary Sisters, Dad’s breakfast dispenser’s gross offerings, Dr. Mom trying to figure out why I act like two Carls!
