I Wanna Be In Pictures
Friday, September 14th, 2007 | Link
Yoooooooooooo! Man, I almost forgot how lame school is. Only two weeks in and I already miss the summer! Good thing my main dwag Jamie has a plan to keep us out of the classroom. At least for a little bit. See, he told Principal Powers he wanted to do a movie about football. Something moving and dramatic. Ya know, real sappy inspirational stuff. I think itās pretty lame, but hey, anything that gets me out of classā¦ āCause Iām the star of the show! I know I know. What does the Crashman know about playing football? Nothinā, but all these years of clone ownership have made me the best actor in school. And there are stunt doubles for all the rough stuff! All I have to do is stand there and look ādramaticā while some other schlub takes the hits!
Turns out J-dawg didnāt budget for stunt double. Whatās up with that?! After gettingā mashed for the billionth time I swapped out with C2. Man can he run when he wants to! He was so good at avoiding the tackles that Jamieās movie about a underdog turned into C2 becoming leader of the pack! Man was J-dwag upset! I tried to save the day with footage of me playing āSpace Aliens Footballā. He got all the drama he needed when I lost at level three. Who knew aliens were so good at football? But, the only thing Powers was moved to do was to send us straight back to class with extra homework. And the absolute worst part is C2 is so tired from all that running he canāt even do the homework for me!
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