Friday, September 7th, 2007 | Link

Yo, Dawg-sters! Glad to be back at school? Not me! We only just got back to school and already they’re plannin’ our whole futures. See, there’s a career fair this week. So, the guidance councilor is making us do these lame assessments. They’re supposed to show us what “career path” we should take. I know! I already know my path, straight to the skate park. I mean, what is up with Guidance Councilors? Really! What do they actually do all year? They’re, like, totally worse than Vice Principals. And c’mon! It’s bad enough when you have to do a test for marks, but we’re not even being graded on these “assessments”. Good thing C2 loves doing tests. Wonder what my dream career’ll be anyways. Definitely something cool, like test pilot or movie star!

Except, I forgot it was “chore wheel day” at home when I sent C2 for the assessment. He was like totally obsessing about cleaning the house and stuff. And boy did it ever influence his test. Man, talk about embarrassing. My future career path includes Custodial Engineer. Don’t you need math for that? Director of Domestic Administration. You are a director, but it sounds hard. Think I’ll pass. Oh yeah, there was also Honey Wagon Captain. Don’t even know what that is? Well maybe if it comes with a company car. I guess I’ll have to become a test pilot or movie star the old fashion way. Win the lottery!

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