Friday, August 3rd, 2007 | Link

Yo Blog Dawgs, how ‘bout that crazy heat wave? Man, It’s like walking through jello out there. My feet were sweating so badly that the run-off from my socks was making my skateboard all slick. Trust me, peeps, there’s nothing more humiliating than wiping out on the road in broad daylight — except maybe landing face down in gutter butter.

And to top it off, I went sans-sunscreen yesterday and wound up with a major sunburn, which didn’t make my clone too happy since it meant he had to go out and get extra-crispy too. It was either that or try to explain to the rent’s why I’m as red as a flaming zit one minute and as pasty as a bowl of cafeteria porridge the next. Welcome to my world.

Posted by crash-man