Friday, July 13th, 2007 | Link

So it’s Thrills n’ Chills days on the tube! Lookin’ forward to a weekend of watchin’ classics like “Alien Zombies in Space” and “Vampires, Wolves and Armadillos”. I told C2 he could hang, if he promised to keep the screamin’ on the down low. He said he had other “plans”. Whatever!?! That means goin’ to Maple Park to, like, clean up the junk. GROSS!!! I told him to make sure no one saw him. Don’t want people thinking the garbage picker was me, know what I mean?

I don’t how much garbage he grabbed, but he sure picked up something nasty! He came home, all red, blotchy and itchin’ all over! Turns out he was knee-deep in poison ivy!! I surfed the net lookin’ for cures and stuff. A mixture of oatmeal, baking soda and water should to do the trick! I hope C2 doesn’t mind a gettin’ little pasty. Only problem now is, I have to get a little pasty myself. A mix of fruit punch powder and water otta do it. You guessed it. Your main dawg has to do some serious face graffiti to match up. But now the ‘Rents have been wonderin’ where all the drink mix is! I guess now C2 and me can watch the marathon in peace and quiet. Well, sort of. C2’s scratchin’, but at least he ain’t screamin’.

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