Friday, June 29th, 2007 | Link

Yo Dawgs of the Realm. How goeth thou. Obviously, I’m totally hooked on KINGDOM OF CHAOS – A battle of the Ages to End all Battle of the Ages. It’s like the hottest new massive online game. It’s like everyone is playing it. Well almost everyone. I doubt Skye’s playing. And there’s no way I’ll let C2 near it. See, you make up these ultra-cool super warrior characters, and that’s you in the game. You can give ‘em cool armor with chains and your own crest of arms. Mines got a Skull with flaming crossed skateboards. Cool, huh? So obviously I don’t want C2 getting his hands on it. He’d make some lame cuddle bunny avatar. How embarrassing.

But you know what the coolest thing about this game? It could be, like, my job. I know, you’re all like, “What?” or “Huh?” But check this out dudes. I read about this kid who competes in these on line games. And he’s so good. He’s like sponsored and stuff and he competes in tournaments and stuff. He’s like saving for college. I know! I could put that money to way better use. This would be even better than being a game tester. So I’m limberin’ up my thumbs. Look out College Saving Dude. Carl Crashman has entered the game!

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