Friday, June 8th, 2007 | Link

Yo Dawgs! Are you rollin, rollin, rollin! What? You heard me! It’s BIKE WEEK, know what I’m sayin’? The whole town’s come down with some serious CYCLE-MANIA. Even the Mayor’s pedaling around. It’s all for the environment and stuff, so you know what that means. Some serious Skye-time for the Crashman. See there’s this huge ride-a-thon coming up. It’s like a million loops around the town to raise money for clean grass, or fish adoption or saving roadrunners or something important like that. All I know is its 4 hours on a bicycle beside my Skye.

I know what your thinkin’. No way, Crashman’s going to do four hours of cycling, it’s like against everything he believes in. Plus there’s bound to be a ton of hills, right. Correct-o-mundo! But see, I checked out the course in advance and there are like a couple of loops where I could totally do a quick change with C2. So he powers up all the hills and I get quality time with Skye on the straight and narrow. I’m a genius.

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