Friday, April 20th, 2007 | Link

Yo, dog-sters. Is there a spring in your step? Get it? Well there sure was in mine, when I found out Agar was taking us on a field trip. Not that I need an excuse for a day away from school. Especially with Clone Boy around! But, it’s always cool to go on a trip. New scenery can clear out the old mental cobwebs, know what I’m sayin’? Until I found out where we were headed. Farmer Francis Free Range Farm World and Organic Emporium. Boring and muddy, the worst combination. Plus Skye’s up in arms ‘cause the free-range pens actually have fences.

So there’s no way I can send C2 on that kind of trip. Remember what happened with the turkeys at Christmas. The ‘Rents finally stopped skimming from my allowance to pay that farmer back. I can’t afford another incident like that. Looks like I’ll be smellin’ the fragrant country air (yes, that was a manure joke) with the rest of my classmates. And I’d just bought super-slider wheels for my skateboard. I was ready for some serious shredding. Now the only shredding I’ll be doing is of wheat in the barn. Why can’t we ever visit something cool like a video game studio?

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