Friday, March 2nd, 2007 | Link

Yo Dawg-Stars! S’up, y’all? D’you remember that Teen Super Star rumour I told way back? Well guess what? Apparently, its totally true. That lame reality show Teen Super Star is coming next week. Oh man, that is not my scene. Too much publicity for this slacker. I prefer a low profile. I thought I’d be subbin’ C2 in and spendin’ some time with my new wireless multi-dimensional controller and the Wee-cked Sports Coliseum Collection. Crashman is not crashin’ that kind of party!

But then I caught an episode where the contestants audition. Oh man! The kids are NOT alright!!! And they ran these auditions every night for like a month. I can’t begin to tell you how bad they were. Let’s just say that Rex’s been barking at the moon since it started. But, C2 loves this stuff. He’s been practicing his Cuddle Bunnies songs for weeks. So it’s lockdown in clone town this month. There is no way I’m letting him kill the Crash’s street-cred. But, hey! I am totally gonna check the auditions out. Its like, how can you not watch? I wonder who’s actually going to embarrass themselves up there. Damien? Lenny? Lorna? Definitely Lorna.

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