Monday, February 12th, 2007 | Link

Yo Blog Dawgs! Have you been zapped by Cupid’s taser? Well Skye sure has. Man, do you know how hard it is to find fair trade chocolates and free range roses? Trust me, its impossible. I’ve skated across every inch of this town to find stuff that Skye will like. It just figures. The last place I look, the mall, has a vegan-friendly shop that carries everything. . But man, is that stuff expensive. The old Crashman cash flow is stretched to the limit after the post-Christmas game spree I went on.

But I’m sure your thinkin’ “Yo Carl, what about C2. Can’t he earn some extra cash?” Well, yeah. ‘Course I thought of that stuff. But see, this Valentine’s Day stuff works on all the ladies. That’s right. Lorna is prowling and that is one lovesick puppy this dawg can’t handle. You remember how much trouble C2 caused the last time I got him to run interference on her. It was almost the end of me and Skye. So I’ve had to put C2 into total lock down. That lock I put on the closet door is comin’ in real handy. But I’ve already rented every cuddle bunny video on the store shelf. When are they comin’ out with a new one. And how long does this Valentine’s day mush last.

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