Friday, February 2nd, 2007 | Link

Oh Dudes! What’s a slacker to do? Everyone at Chez Crashman has this crazy flu that’s goin’ round. It’s, like, totally knocked out everyone. Dr. Mom is a patient. Physician, like, heal thy self. Dad, obviously, hasn’t invented the cure for the common cold. And Chloe looks even more like a zombie that usual. Nurse Crashman to the rescue? I think not. But the worst thing is that C2 is as sick as a dog. Yeah, Rex even has the flu. I guess I didn’t get optional immuno-boost when I ordered C2. Since old Crashman is as fit as a fiddle, I totally have to go to school. It’s so NOT fair. Hopefully, Agar got the flu too.

Well guess what? No luck. Agar is like an immune system superhero. And more than half the school is out with this bug. There were only three kids in my class. And to make matters worse, Lorna’s hale and healthy. It’s my worst nightmare. The Lorna and Agar show. Agar’s seized the opportunity to give a pop quiz on four-dimensional trigonometry and Lorna’s the only lab partner available. Now I’m starting to get the shivers. Get well soon C2. REAL SOON!!!

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