Friday, January 26th, 2007 | Link

Dooooooooooodezzz! I got the coolest game ever for Christmas. It is the KILLER APP for your HD-cube-720 system. Its called THE AXE MAN GRINDETH, and no it’s not the latest zombie-chop-fest. It’s a game where you get to be a Rock God playing face melting guitar solos. It’s genius. It comes with a wireless guitar-shaped controller so you can do high kicks all over your basement. Plus the songs are killer, like I want you to want me to want to R.O.C.K., Welcome to the Jungle, JIM! and quite possibly the rockin’-est rock song of all time: Stairway to A Transcendent Plane of Existence.
And you know what’s the coolest thing about it? There isn’t a single Cuddle Bunnies song in the game. So, C2 has, like, no interest in it WHAT-SO-EVER! It’s, like, the game’s best feature. ‘Cause it meant that Jamie and I could play all Christmas break without interruption. Meanwhile, C2 took the hit and visited all the Aunties and Uncles for more socks and sweaters than you can shake your whammy bar at. This just might have been the rock-en-est Christmas EVER!!!!

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