Friday, December 1st, 2006 | Link

You dudes, you guys are awesome. Have I told you that lately. I just been checkin’ the old mailbag here at Crash-pad Central and it’s crazy how much mail you guys send me. Now I always try and flip you back a reply, ‘cause I’m always thinking of you dawgs, but sometimes I don’t always get to all your questions. What can I say, a slacker’s work is seldom done. So here goes

Where and how did you get a clone?

Dudes, this is the funniest thing. Way back in the day, I was rantin’ on the old blog about how tough this slacker has it. I don’t even remember about what. Dr. Mom wanted to talk about how I feel about doing chores, or something. Any ways, I started thinkin’ about how cool it would be if there was two of me. So I let my fingers do the talkin’ and posted it here. Next thing you know, I got spammed by some scientist-dude who said he could clone me. Genius, I thought. So I sent a Carl package of toenail clippings & personal podcast of my thoughts. Then I crashed for the night and forgot about it. Until a couple weeks later when I got home from school to find a huge crate on the front step. And guess who jumped out when I cracked it open. That’s right. C2 standing there in his birthday suit, literally. So after we had one of those mirror game moments, I rushed him inside and got him dressed. The good thing about getting a clone in the mail, is that you’ve got a clone to help hide the evidence. We hid the crate in the garage. Dad never even noticed it with all his inventing stuff. And the rest is, well you know, like history…

Oh yeah, I would totally send you the link to their site, but I accidentally deleted the email. Maybe you could Google it.

Why are you so mean to C2?

Ah, I’m not mean to C2. Am I? ‘Course I’m not. But you seen how hyper C2 gets over, well, everything. So sometimes I gotta lay down the law. Believe me Dawgs, it hurts me way more than it hurts C2. It’s almost like I’ve got to be a grown up or something. So it makes me a little cranky sometimes. But I’ll make it up to clone boy. I always do. Maybe I’ll even let him play a little Zombie Shopping Spree, after I finish it of course.

What’s it like to have a clone?

It’s all right, you know. Oh, who am I kidding it’s AWESOME!!! C2’s great at homework, chores, walking the dog, goin’ to mushy movies with Skye, earnin’ extra cash at part time jobs. So I’ve maximized my down time to all the time. Know what I’m saying? Of course, C2 always manages to mess things up somehow. What was I thinking getting a clone in the first place.

Is it hard to keep your clone a secret?

What do you think? Sure, you’d be surprised how a pair of sunglasses and a ball cap can fool people. And my room’s a total ‘rent-free zone since Dr. Mom’s totally focused on “not violating my personal space”. Plus, I’ve got that huge closet. Seriously, though that closet is like a little apartment. I gotta admit, C2’s set its up nice. But C2 never wants to stay in there when I want to do the cool stuff. I’ve had some pretty close calls, like the time Skye caught C2 with Lorna. Or the time C2 waxed Agar’s drive. Or the time I sent him to school to do a report and he came home with double the home work. Some times its more trouble than it’s worth.

Ah, who am I kidding, it’s still TOTALLY WORTH IT

Whoa dudes, I got so into answerin’ these questions, I totally lost track of time. It’s way past my video game time. So I’m gonna wrap it up for now. I’ll answer some more of your questions next time. So check back soon.

Peace out.

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