Friday, November 24th, 2006 | Link

Yo Blog Dawgs! Since everyone and their cousin are turning into reality-TV super stars, its about time the Crash-Man got in on the action. And it’s a cinch when you got a best bud like Jamie James and his indie-video studio behind you. So here’s the elevator pitch: Crashman, his intrepid double (in disguise of course), and main man Jamie James run around town pranking people. Like try this one on for size: We set up a telescope out side of school and offer free views of Pluto, but everyone who looks get a black eye from grease on the eye peace. Hilarious right. Or we dress up like moving guys, and put C2 in an ape suit. Then we roll C2s cage towards the zoo. The door falls off when we go over a bump. Turn on the camera and let hi jinx and hilarity ensue. Genius, right? I know.

But who to choose first? There are so many worthy victims, er, I mean subjects. Agar’s definitely top of the list. And Lorna Lookman, totally. And I got this awesome idea to get Chloe. I just need an empty grave and a teddy bear suit. Then there’s Dad. We could rig the snack shooter for rapid fire. That would be hilarious. I’m full of this stuff today.

So watch out blogsters, you might be the next star of the Secret Crash-Cam Show.

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