Saturday, October 14th, 2006 | Link

Blog-sters, wha’s’up? I was wonderin’ how you earn extra cash? ‘Cause you now, the old allowance doesn’t stretch as far as it used to. Do you work after school, or on weekends? Do you hurl newspapers? Walk dogs? Flip burgers? I feel your pain. Before C2 showed up on my front step, I did all that stuff. But now I found a job I actually want to do. I mean, I’d actually get out of bed before noon to do this. I found the ad in the back of PAY OR PLAY, the ultimate gamer mag. Can you guess what it is yet?

I’m going to be a VIDEO GAME TESTER. I know! How cool is that? I’m actually going to get paid to play video games. It’s like a dream come true. I start this weekend. I wonder what I’m gonna get to play first. KUNG FU KINGDOM OF SAPHIRE? WEST DEAD-MONTON MALL ASSAULT? Or IRON EQUIPPED HARD CORPS? That would be so awesome. I bet I’ll get to play games that you haven’t even heard of. Who’s the man! The CRASH-MAN!!!

Oh man, what a disappointment! I had to play Cuddle Bunny Surprise Club all weekend. You play one of 5 cuddly bunnies who surprise their friends by giving them presents. You win by making your friends happy. BO-RRRRING!!! Sky probably would love it. What a let down. So I guess I’ll be sending in the clone from now on. He’s got cuddle bunnies on his PJ. Of course C2 will be under strict instructions to call me if the game is actually good.

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