Friday, September 8th, 2006 | Link

Blogsters, what a week it’s been. I’m not even at school long enough to close my locker and guess who’s batting her eyelashes at me? That’s right. Lorna Lookman. She’s all like, “Carl, can you believe we’re locker buddies - awesome!” Did she say awesome? I say it’s a disaster. I can’t even sub in C2 to fetch books for me. Remember what happened the last time C2 ran diversions on Lorna? As if all this wasn’t bad enough, Lenny Jay walks by shouting “Carl and Lorna sittin’ in a tree! Hey Crashpad, when’s the wedding?” Then Lorna jumps in, “At least Carl’s got a princess, you couldn’t even get a toad.” It was pretty funny actually, but I can’t handle a year of this. Oh man! I’m doomed.

I sooooo wanted to send C2 to school the next day, but I dragged my sorry behind in anyways. Guess what? Lousy Lenny set off a stink bomb in front of our lockers. It was a big one too. Now they have to de-stink-ify the whole hallway. I heard it’s gonna take months to air out. Plus when Principal Powers heard about it, he separated us to the four, well three, corners of the school. Now I got the sweetest locker position! Right beside the back exit so I can swap out with C2 any time I want. It almost makes me like school. Almost.

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