Friday, August 25th, 2006 | Link

Blogsters,

Whoa is us! Only two more weeks to go. I can’t believe the summer’s almost gone. I know school looms large on the horizon, dudes. But, don’t despair. It’s not all doom and gloom, just yet. One of the best things about summer around here is the annual Maple National Expo. I bet you’ve got something similar. Ah, the old midway. All those goofy old games. It’s so retro. Like playing video games in an ACTUAL arcade. And the food building. You can’t miss the food building. It’s like the mall food court times a million. And it’s so cheap. Last year I got, like, a hundred candy bars for like a buck, or something. That’s like keeping all the Halloween candy to yourself.

Oh man! I got so caught up in all those tiny donuts, mini-burgers, and chicken wings that I totally forgot about my date with Skye. I was supposed to bring her with me. But, she won’t go any where near the food building. It’s like she’s got some weird vegan allergy to being around all that meat. Just a quick call to my personal clone dating service. And, C2 go around and around on the Ferris Wheel with Skye until he’s to dizzy to stand. All the more funnel cakes and tube steaks for me.

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