Friday, July 14th, 2006 | Link

We just got back from a holiday weekend at the Crashman cottage. Do your ‘rents go on about how great it is to get away for a “long weekend”. Mine sure do. I just don’t get it. All they do is sit around the cottage reading books!!! Actually, cottaging was rough before Camper Clone came along. Dr. Mom always wanted to “reconnect” with Chloe and I and find out what is happening in our “inner lives”. My inner life would rather be floating down the lazy river.

This SO cut into my sittin’ on the dock of the bay wasting time time. Now I just cram C2 into the spare tire compartment and it’s smooth sailin’. He’ll take one for the team and do Dr. Mom’s self-reflection exercises. His Dog DNA means he’ll eat anything that comes out of Dad’s gizmos. All I have to do is camp out in the boat house on the lake. That gives me four straight days of tubing, snoozing and monster blasting on my Pocket-Tronic HDMobile 520 with surround sound headphones. Having a clone makes every weekend is a long weekend.

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