Friday, July 28th, 2006 | Link

Dog-sters! S’up y’all? Wanna hear somethin’ totally whacked? Lorna told C2 that the school’s gonna have a talent contest next year to find the next teen superstar. There are going to be celebrity judges and everything. He is so stoked that he’s already started rehearsing. Too bad his favourite group is the CUDDLE BUNNYS. How embarrassing. He’s singing that bunny’s songs everywhere he goes.

Why can’t my clone be into cool music. Like Sonic Pig, The Blazers or even Fefe Dobson. I know what you’re thinkin’. The Crashman is into Fefe. But I am tellin’ you that she ROCKS!!! And it doesn’t hurt that she’s super cute too. Don’t tell Skye. How cool would it be if we got her as judge. I might actually enter. I can see it now. Jamie James on the wheels of steel and Crash MC rockin’ the mic. There ain’t no party like a Crashman party!!!

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