Friday, June 2nd, 2006 | Link
Dawgs of the blog realm, another dispatch from outpost Crash-man. Dad thinks we need more āquality timeā together as a family. So he booked Saturday night for āfamily games night.ā I thought, āalright Iāll take Chloe down at ROCKāEMāSOCKāEM REPLICANTS. Mom will crumble under my MASTERFUL MECH ASSAULT. And saving the best for last Iāll send Chloe to the underworld in GOTHIC GHOULIE GRAVEYARD.
Nuh uhah. Turns out Iām in for a night of BOARD GAMES. NOOOOO!!! Carl Crashman does not pass Go! Even for $200. Well maybe for $200. So of you go Contestant Number Clone. But donāt let me down. Carl Crashman doesnāt lose.
Well, never send a clone to do what a teen video game warrior should. They had so much fun, playing fair and all, that when C2 suggested a Battle of the Crashman Generational All-Stars the ārentsā jumped at it. Now the whole Crash-clan is coming over next weekend. Avoiding one family reunion a year is already enough work.
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