Friday, June 2nd, 2006 | Link

Dawgs of the blog realm, another dispatch from outpost Crash-man. Dad thinks we need more “quality time” together as a family. So he booked Saturday night for “family games night.” I thought, ‘alright I’ll take Chloe down at ROCK’EM’SOCK’EM REPLICANTS. Mom will crumble under my MASTERFUL MECH ASSAULT. And saving the best for last I’ll send Chloe to the underworld in GOTHIC GHOULIE GRAVEYARD.

Nuh uhah. Turns out I’m in for a night of BOARD GAMES. NOOOOO!!! Carl Crashman does not pass Go! Even for $200. Well maybe for $200. So of you go Contestant Number Clone. But don’t let me down. Carl Crashman doesn’t lose.

Well, never send a clone to do what a teen video game warrior should. They had so much fun, playing fair and all, that when C2 suggested a Battle of the Crashman Generational All-Stars the “rents” jumped at it. Now the whole Crash-clan is coming over next weekend. Avoiding one family reunion a year is already enough work.

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