Friday, May 26th, 2006 | Link

What-is-up? My PEEPS!!! We’ve had so much rain in CRASH-TOWN that the old half pipe is more like a waterslide. When the sun finally broke through, I was on my board faster than you can say “kickflip mctwist to nose fakie revert” But, OH NO, Dr. Mom said I couldn’t hit the park ‘til I trimmed the now prehistoric hedges.

So I turned C2 and a pair of clippers loose on those gnarly vines. What do I see when I come back? Michael Clone-agelo has sculpted the bushes into a herd of dinosaurs. I thought, ‘this is it, I’m gonna be extinct when Mom sees this.” But guess what? She loved it. Now every one on the street wants one. I think my summer job is secure. I’ll get that Z-CASE 720 High Def game system and thousand inch flat screen I’ve been savin’ for faster than you can say, “topiary?”

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