Friday, April 21st, 2006 | Link

Yo Dawgs, have you been watching all those reality shows on TV? There’s so many cool ones to choose from I can’t make up my mind what to watch. I’d watch ‘em all if I could, but there just aren’t enough hours in the day! They should just combine them all into one huge mega-super-reality challenge. First take 20 people and stick them on an island in the middle of nowhere…then make them sing a song in front of a live crowd. After that, the worst singer has to bungee jump from a cliff while eating worms. And if they don’t get it right…THEY’RE FIRED!

I wish someone would invent a reality show about kids with clones, and the kid with the most annoying clone wins a bazillion dollar. C2 would sooo win! Of course we’d probably be the only ones on the show, so it wouldn’t really be much of a challenge.

Posted by crash-man