Monday, February 27th, 2006 | Link

What’s up, science lovers! Groan…it’s that time of year again. Mr. Agar’s annual bore-fest has arrived. It’s time for the Maple Leaf High Science Fair. Every year, students are forced to spend precious after-school time reading science books, doing experiments, and recording their results for a panel of judges to see. If you ask me, the only good science is science-fiction! But my idea to build a time machine for aliens was shot down by Agar. So I guess I’ll just stick to the usual paper-mache volcano filled with red dish soap lava — for the third year in a row.

I wish I could tell Mr. Agar that I have my very own walking, talking science project all year round. A real live clone! Man, I’d love to see the look on his face! And Dude, if that’s not good for a first place ribbon, than I don’t what is!

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