Friday, January 27th, 2006 | Link

Check it out, Dawgs! It was career day at school today. Time for us teens to look to the future and figure out what the heck we’re supposed to do with our lives. Personally, I was just happy to get out of Mr. Agar’s snooze-worthy class and check out the displays in the gym. There were tons of booths for us to check out, and people handing out pamphlets about the working world. There weren’t any booths about my career choices: Skateboard pro or Video Game Wizard! So I cut out at lunch-time and sent my clone in my place. You should see the pamphlets he brought home! T.V Repairman, Aroma Therapist! Deep Sea Diving Mechanical Engineer! And…horror of horrors…SCIENCE TEACHER! I’d better have a chat with my clone about his career options. He’s in serious danger of becoming a professional lame-wad!

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