Tuesday, January 17th, 2006 | Link

Hey Blog Dawgs! I got a hot tip for ya: If you go to get your haircut and the regular hairdresser asks you if it’s okay if one of the new trainees cuts your hair for free…SAY NO! Then RUN AWAY! Man, I totally got a bad cut! I’ve got more bald patches than I do hair… and I’m not sure, but I think the tip of one of my ears may have been clipped off too. Check it, peeps, I’m not just a member of the “worst cut ever” club…I’m also the president! And the worst part is I had to go home and give C2 the same bad cut. (No worries though – clone-boy actually LIKED it. What else is new!) Maybe I should just go online and buy one of those hair vacuum thingies…better yet, ten minutes with a weed-whacker would probably make for a huge improvement over this mess!

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