Friday, December 2nd, 2005 | Link

Well, Blog Dawgs, it was another showcase showdown in the family tube room today. I was all ready for a little quality programming with my favorite TV show, “Zombie Cruise Ship”, when in marches Chloe, self-proclaimed boss of the remote control. She switched the channel to some stupid show where they speak to dead celebrities. Of course, I switched it right back to my show. But just when then the zombie’s were about to start snacking on the passengers, in marched Dr. Mom, who kicked us both out so she could watch her soaps! Oh the injustice! I would have just watched it in MY room, but C2 called dibbs. And his viewing habits are even worse – nothing but infomercials and cooking shows. What’s up with that?

When I own a house, I’m putting a TV in every single room! That way, I’ll never miss a thing – no matter who comes along and changes the channel!

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