Friday, October 14th, 2005 | Link

How’s it hangin’, Dawgs? Just got back from a killer boarding session at the park. I was totally pulling all kinds of crazy moves — kickflips, grinds, you name it — and catchin’ some serious air to boot. It was aaaaall good! But then I slipped away for like, maybe a minute to empty the bladder and who showed up while I was gone? Clone-Boy in the flesh. Major drag.

Not only could I not keep up my hot streak, but I had to watch from my hiding spot in the bushes as C2 grabbed my wheels and started doing some kind of lame interpretive dance move on the half-pipe. And during his grand finale he caught the corner of the ramp and took a huge bail in front of everyone!!

Good thing he was wearing his helmet (pink – sad but true). AND knee-pads, AND elbow pads, AND shin-pads, AND gloves, etc… All that amateur-hour equipment made me look like a total skate-dork, but it probably saved him a nasty blow to the head. Then again, maybe that would be an improvement. Hmmm.

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