Friday, October 21st, 2005 | Link

‘Sup Blog, Dawgs! Rough day at school today. Got severally busted snoozin’ in math class. (As if it’s humanly possible to stay awake through one of Agar’s lectures!) One minute I was on the beach feelin’ the rays and rubbin’ lotion on my girl’s back and the next thing I know I’m face down in a puddle of drool looking up at Agar’s big ol’ melon.

Not exactly my favorite image to wake up to. I tried to tell him that I was just closin’ my eyes, soaking up all that math energy he was outputting, but he didn’t buy it for a second. Turns out my loud snoring drowned out his never-ending speech about how ‘x’ equals this and ‘y’ equals that (clearly he’s lost it…I mean, those aren’t even numbers!), which is what gave me away in the first place.

Anyway, long story short: my clone’s now serving two weeks detention in my place, which includes helping Agar with his lesson plan! He might wanna bring a pillow.

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