Monday, September 26th, 2005 | Link

Yo Dawgs, better blow the dust off your alarm clocks, ‘cause summer’s officially over, and you know what that means! Kickin’ new threads, a new backpack filled with minty fresh supplies — And the thrill of hookin’ up with all those ‘fast friends’ and ‘best buds’ you haven’t seen since the final bell rang in June. That’s right, I’m talkin’ about the first day of school! Your one brief chance to join the peer group of your choice, before you get tagged with a label you don’t want. And believe me, those tend to stick to you like flop-sweat for the rest of the year, no matter how hard you try to shake ‘em. No pressure, peeps.

Then again, why settle for just one toaster tart, when you can have the whole box? Between my clone and I, we pretty much cover the full range of cliques, crowds and splinter groups. Except the Goths, of course. I have one firm golden rule: Never be caught dead with any crowd my Sister hangs with. Period.

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