Monday, August 22nd, 2005 | Link

Check this out, Dawgs! I was just kickin’ back in my room, surfin’ the net and what not, when I suddenly got spammed by this online cloning company that offered to send me my very own CLONE! How awesome is that? The thought of sending a clone to do all my chores and homework and stuff while I enjoyed some serious slack time was a total dream come true! So I sent away for it, thinking what’s the worst that could happen, right? Well, be careful what you wish for, peeps, ‘cause six weeks later my clone actually showed up at the door — and my entire existence has been turned upside down ever since!

Don’t get me wrong, having another me around has been pretty cool at times…but for the most part, keeping my new clone a secret is ten times the amount of work I was trying to avoid in the first place. How’s that for irony?

Posted by crash-man